What to do… what to do…

Posted on Thu November 19, 2009.

If I had a yellow submarine I would’ve been splashing in the tranquil waters of the Vaal Dam like a hot yellow-polka-dot-bikini mama when paparazzi are lurking nearby.  Imagine the headlines:  Reggie – Dotty as Always!

Except I’m not a mama, I don’t own a bikini – polka dotted or otherwise.  I am, however (some serious eyebrow wriggling) known to bathe au naturel with a strategically placed tail feather to cover my… shall we say crown jewels?

My guests are welcome to avail themselves of the blessed coolness of the carved-out-of-rock infinite pool of Vaalnest Boutique Hotel as they languorously sip on martinis while they admire the dramatic cascading water features.  The occasional yellow-polka-dot-bikini hotty has been spotted here… wink wink. 

What is a blue blood ring neck parrot without a splendid carriage to pull him through the streets of his kingdom so he can pull out all the stops and do the Mexican wave… eh… royal wave?  Sadly, I am not only lacking a submarine –yellow or otherwise, but a carriage – splendid or otherwise.

But boy, you should see me on my mountain bike – all feathers flapping as I joyfully careen through the streets of my quaint holiday town, Vaal Marina!  Time and time again I forget all about va-va-voom and Viagra as I squawk myself silly, having a windy ball.  Visit me and have one yourself – satisfaction guaranteed. 

Big boys play with big toys, you say?  Well, if size does matter, you can always romp around on a quad bike, jet ski, or powerboat – courtesy from my friends at Watersports & Marine.

Whatever tickles your fancy.  So what are you waiting for?  High tail it to my not-so-humble-abode and let’s p-a-r-t-y.