Silly Knock Knock Jokes

Posted on Thu January 31, 2013.

Knock knock …

If you visit Vaalnest Boutique Hotel, we want you to completely relax. Remember that life needs to by silly some times:

*Knock knock:
Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy door is finally opened you will find out

Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Forgotten me already?

Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Im fine, how are you?

Who’s there? Myth. Myth who? Myth you too.

Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for the party

Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and i’ll tell you.

*Why are blonde’s so bad at knock, knock jokes?

Because they always walk over and open the door.

*Star Wars Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Art.
Art Who?
R2-D2.

Yucky Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Broccoli.
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Lovely Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive you (I love you)

Sick Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Atch
Atch Who?
Bless you.

Scary Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Boo
Boo Who?
Boo who? Why are you crying?

Crunchy Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in! it’s cold out here!